May 13th, 2002
Hello Paloma,
For sure we'll never forget the way you got wild'n'weird as we played in
Chambéry. We also approximately remember your power, size, ability to
go on people's nerves and also... kindness. Because after all, Pestoonettes
are nothing else than some kinds of angels.
So after taking all these points into consideration, I am proud to let
you know that you are the first Pestoonette to get
baptised online and nowhere else than @ www.curleewurlee.de!
Go on that way and stay as cool and funny as you are!!!
Love from Cécile & the whole Curlee Wurlee team!!!!!
PS:
As soon as the Confecciones Dracula homepage is ready, just go to the
guestbook and let us know; We'll immediately link you.
What is the definition of a Pestoonette? (Sarah, Beckenham, 26, April 23rd, 2002)
Dear Sarah,
A Pestoonette is a very rare person. It cannot be an animal, an insect nor a skinhead. It has
to be tiny (not small but please understand me: tiny!). MORE THAN 1.60 M CANNOT be accepted in the club.
Moreover, you have to be a girl. I mean by that: a girl, a real girl. Not such a pseudo-emancipated woman
but a real cool girl.
OK. You think you're a girl, you're a cool girl and you're sure there's nothing easier than being accepted in
that club. Worst: you think this is simple to join. You're wrong!!!
Most important is: you are a "chipie" (F), a "Nervensäge" (D), a pest, an "emmerdeuse" (F), a minx!
You look good? You nearly look like an angel but you're weird and wild? So... No! No! No! You still don't
belong to the club. You must show you deserve it. So get in touch with us, nerve people and we will consider.
If you think you've got a chance, then get in touch with us, but never
forget that there are not so many "real pests" in this world: they're LESS THAN TEN!!!
I guess I can pretend I'm pest. If you like, I'll send you some examples of my "pest attitudes" in a next message. Now I would like to know who created that club and which kind of people you are (Morgane, Bordeaux, 23, April 15th, 2002)
Dear Morgane,
Thank you very much for your message. First of all, we'd be quite interested in hearing / reading what are
your "pestoonette" actions. Nevertheless, we like to believe you and we will reply to your questions.
The Pestoonette Club was created by accident by two Frenchies (like you?) - Patricia and Cécile - who met several times
at ska (Saxawhaman) and sixties (Les Cactus) concerts. They were both tiny, cute but nerving people. Members of the respective bands couldn't
believe that something like that might happen. It was stranger than X-Files. They discussed with each other about
what was happening - Patricia kicked ten feet tall people with her Dc. Marteens while Cécile hit them at the back - and
in a common voice decided to name them the PESTOONETTES, the French for "tiny minx". Their lifes were highly dangerous
at these times but today it has become a legend 'cause
many girls tried to join but never managed to stay. Now Patricia (1,50m) left Paris for Montréal (Canada) and scares America,
while Cécile (1,57m) lives in
Düsseldorf (Germany) and plays with bands. They are the best friends in the world and it is clear that you'd love to belong to
such a team. Write more about you and the way you can nerve people. Sorry to remind you 'bout your size... and your weight (under
47 kg!!!)
C ya
Thank you for your prompt reply. I sent you an e-mail. Please answer soon. (Morgane)
It was a pleasure. We'll reply immediately!
You're at www.curleewurlee.com